Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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