It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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