Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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