office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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