i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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