We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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this will be a night to untag.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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