I got chris browned last night
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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