does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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porn star boner night. come get it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...