I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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