Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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