i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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