I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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