Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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