billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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