Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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