Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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