Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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