i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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