Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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