He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Two words: blizzard sex
I still have a little drunk in my system
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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