But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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