I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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