True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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