So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just tell him i said nine months
I smell stomach acid.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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