Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My life is pants optional.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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