your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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