I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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