I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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