This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I love you. Go after that dick
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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