You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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