Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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