It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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