oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize
