The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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