KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
