I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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