and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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