weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize
