my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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