Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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