It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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