I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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