I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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