is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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