i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he fucked my hip out of place.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
