Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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