She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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