I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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