id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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