Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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