as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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